🐐 Kaldi Watch

Kaldi Watch tracks government investigations, subpoenas, and accountability actions — translated into plain English. No spin. Updated as events develop.

🔴 LIVE Level 2 Alert

California Prisoner Tablet Program

2026-05-26 | Department of Justice
Investigation into reports of sexual exploitation via taxpayer-funded digital tablets in CA prisons....
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Real Pressure (6/10)
Real Pressure
Formal investigation with a paper trail. Subpoena is the next logical step.
⏳ Day 4
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Prediction Market Insider Trading

2026-05-22 | SEC/CFTC
Formal inquiry into Polymarket and Kalshi regarding protocols to prevent insider trading by government officials or those with nonpublic information....
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Real Pressure (6/10)
Real Pressure
Formal investigation with a paper trail. Subpoena is the next logical step.
⏳ Day 8
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Epstein Files DOJ Subpoena

2026-03-01 | Department of Justice
Formal Subpoena issued to the DOJ regarding the improper redaction of survivors' names in the Epstein Files Transparency Act document release....
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Full Legal Force (9/10)
Full Legal Force
Contempt proceedings, criminal referrals, or court-ordered compliance.
⏳ Day 90
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